I just saw somebody posting about Xmas in August. It isn't even (US) Labor Day yet, let alone Halloween, dammit.
Not gonna name any names; people got a right to get excited about whatever they want. But if I gotta hear about it, I got two words for them: "Bah! Humbug!"
I know I'm playing the Grinch, but I used to work in retail. I don't want to even acknowledge that this holiday exists until after the Winter Solstice.
If the Ghosts of Christmas come visiting, I know exactly who I'm gonna call. The Ghostbusters have a new toll-free number outside of NYC: 1-800-XORCISM.