I’m sick of you pusbags playing “Guess What The 1% Had For Dinner”. I’m sick of you promising meaningful reforms and then sucking up to the Republicans. I’d tell you all to drop dead, but death is too good for your ilk. I would rather condemn you to live and suffer as the rest of us must.
Millions of Americans held their noses and voted for Hillary Clinton even though she’s a corporate shill and a war pig. Our reward, thanks to your inability to win the Electoral College votes that actually matter, is a Republican President we dare not remove from office before his term ends because then we’d get stuck with Mike Pence, a former governor and Christian supremacist who looks like he should be sitting behind the wheel of a white panel van idling across the street from a kindergarten.
Now we’re supposed to hold our noses again and vote for Joe Biden, another corporate stooge. Is this the best you ignorant shitfountains can offer us? The man is almost certainly suffering from dementia and might be a rapist in the bargain. Why should we vote for him when we might already have a senile rapist in the Oval Office?
Do you morons think this is a game? Get your heads out of your asses, throw Biden under the bus, and find a candidate worth a damn. It’s not too late.
Actually, it is. I’ve been voting against the Republicans since 1996. Since you can’t give me candidates and platforms worth voting for, you can all go sodomize yourselves with secondhand Soviet ICBMs.
I’ve given everything I can
There are no heroes left in man
—The Protomen, “The Stand: Man or Machine”
Meh. Who am I kidding? Even though I think voting is nothing but a rubber stamp for tyranny, I’ll probably do it anyway. I’ll vote for the neoliberal scum because at least they’re not the neo-Confederate/Christian-supremacist/neo-Nazi coalition, and then spend the rest of the day confusing Catherine by imitating Lady Macbeth.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!
—William Shakespeare, That Scottish Play
May your descendants curse your names and memories for ten thousand years.