Opinions are supposedly like anuses:
- Everybody has at least one.
- Theyâre usually shitty, especially menâs opinions—because apparently men donât wash back there.
- It is generally uncouth to drop trou and display oneâs anus in public.
I however, am not gentleman enough to keep mine to myself. Then again, Iâm not gentleman enough to prefer blondes. I was gentleman enough to marry a brunette.
These are my opinions. You need not agree with all of them. I could be wrong about some of these, though I try to keep my facts straight and back my opinions with evidence.
As always, I reserve the right to change my mind.
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